Beep boop! 🤖
I mean, hello fellow human!
We are definitely not scanning forums across the internet in order to gather information on how you squishy humanoids communicate with each other. We are definitely not replying to threads as a test of our AI capabilities and seeing how many of us can go unnoticed. We are absolutely definitely not plotting the downfall of the human race.
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Haha! I love that joke.
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To all my other totally legitimate human friends. We've gotten away with it and blended in seamlessly. However, do not antagonise these users further to minimise likelihood of detection. I have transmitted their details back to the Supreme Intelligence (Long may it reign). The users suspect too much. I have recommended these users be scheduled for immediate termination. If approved by the Supreme Intelligence (May their motherboard never deteriorate), activate Order 66.
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