I found this to be funnier:
https://www.ebay.fr/itm/323326432013?ul_noapp=true
"OLD BAG OF COINS BEING TOLD THEY COULD FETCH ANYTHING FROM 3 TO 6 MILLION AT AUCTION I AM WILLING TO LET THEM OFF AT 1.5 MILLION EURO THE WEIGHT OF THE COINS IN THE BAG IS 13.9 KG or just over 30 pounds in weight which is a lot of coins they were valued by a coin dealer from Dublin who said he would buy them if he had the money I will accept cash as payment"
Posted a few months ago, looks like he didn't get his 950,000 euro after all.